Today, I have to share with you a tale of true independence. (We like what we like, and we're not ashamed to admit it!!!
A tail of capitalism as its finest. (So what if its a Chinese product? The American guys camping out in the fireworks tent for the holiday doubtless make their share!)
When John Adams said he envisioned that this day, the day of the celebration of the first reading of the Declaration of Independence, as a day that would be celebrated through the ages:
"It ought to be solemnized with pomp and parade, with shows, games, sports, guns, bells, bonfires, and illuminations, from one end of this continent to the other, from this time forward forever more."
Wouldn't you agree that this might be just EXACTLY what he had in mind???
|How about a nice dozen of these?|
|But be careful to watch out for those flaming pellets it's going to be emitting.|
|It looks so innocent, doesn't it?|
|Just add fire.|
|Things begin to smolder, And rumble.|
|Here we go.|
|Houston! We. Have. Liftoff!!!|
|Unless somebody laid an egg.|
|Happy Independence Day!!! |
Because Nothing says Independence Day like a chicken blowing an egg out of its butt!!!